jewhovah

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A Jehovah who is secretly a jew

Kira claims to be a Jehovah but she's really a jewhovah

jewhovah by Kira the jehobag March 16, 2016

Words you can keep

Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

Go Jehovah on his ass by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Big Jehovah riders

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders

You will ride with big Jehovah riders

Big Jehovah riders by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019

Jehovah

The divine name of God, as used in the English language. From the ancient Hebrew, which had no vowels, YHVH or JHVH. Other languages use similar spellings.

The name Jehovah is so fearsome to some people that they went to the trouble to remove it from His own book. They alternate between the excuses, that we don't know the original pronunciation of God's name, and that God's name is Jesus, when in fact, Jesus isn't the original pronunciation of Yeshua's name and that doesn't seem to bother them.

"The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?

Jehovah by Downstrike December 11, 2004

Dirty Jehovah

When a Jo Ho knocks on your door and talks utter nonsense to try to trick you into believing in a cult

“I had another Dirty Jehovah at my door the other day”

Dirty Jehovah by Bumgravy69 December 26, 2020

Jehovah

Being what Ever he want to be

With jehovah all things are possible

Jehovah by Jw.org May 28, 2018

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026