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jewhovah

A Jehovah who is secretly a jew
Kira claims to be a Jehovah but she's really a jewhovah
by Kira the jehobag March 16, 2016
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Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
by will bitten September 14, 2017
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Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.
Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!
by bbone22 September 7, 2012
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Big Jehovah riders

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders
You will ride with big Jehovah riders
by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019
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Jehovah

The divine name of God, as used in the English language. From the ancient Hebrew, which had no vowels, YHVH or JHVH. Other languages use similar spellings.
The name Jehovah is so fearsome to some people that they went to the trouble to remove it from His own book. They alternate between the excuses, that we don't know the original pronunciation of God's name, and that God's name is Jesus, when in fact, Jesus isn't the original pronunciation of Yeshua's name and that doesn't seem to bother them.

"The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?
by Downstrike December 11, 2004
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Dirty Jehovah

When a Jo Ho knocks on your door and talks utter nonsense to try to trick you into believing in a cult
“I had another Dirty Jehovah at my door the other day
by Bumgravy69 December 26, 2020
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Jehovah

Being what Ever he want to be
With jehovah all things are possible
by Jw.org May 28, 2018
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