Jeweler 

"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.

Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.

Jeweler by King Kief February 28, 2014

Jeweler Jerk 

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

Jeweler Jerk by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

The Jeweler 

For women: When you are having sex with a guy you don't like, have them place anal beads in your ass and when he is about to cum, have him yank the anal beads out of your ass quickly, making you shit all over him.

Rember that asshole Brian that cheated on me? Well I gave him the jeweler last night.

The Jeweler by russiandoc April 12, 2010

Kendall the jeweler 

The twink with a thing for his gem cutting machine from yonderland.

He only has a few lines and then gets killed off but those few scenes were enough to make us love him. He even got to be employee of the month.

His walk was described as being so "waking in high heels on a tight rope camp that it looks like he's dislocated both his hips"- Larry Rickard

Person 1: Why should I watch yonderland?
Person 2: you get to see Kendall the jeweler
Person 1: ok deal
Person 2: (little did they know, he doesn't even last a full episode hehe)

Kendall the jeweler by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 15, 2021

Angry Jeweler 

An altruistic jeweler from Minnesota who finally got fed up and is searching for accountability as loudly as she possibly can by teaching self advocacy.

The Angry Jeweler knows that most of which is legal is not lawful, but she worries not about this paradox, since she knows that "Person who can will (exercise volition) has a right to refuse to will (withhold consent)."

Angry Jeweler by Hennalady September 2, 2010

Tim Da Jeweler 

Tim Long Aka Tim Da Jeweler, is a Custom jewelry designer raised in the Bay Area California, is considered one of top creative jewelers of the new era.

Who made that piece thats bussing you already know its shinetime.

Had to bustdown the rolex so i can flex.

Water on my wrist Big Drip.

Who made that piece thats bussing you already know its shinetime.

Shinetime is a slogan used by Tim Da Jeweler in reference to custom jewelry Shining very bright.

Big Drip is a term used to express that a custom piece of jewelry is fly and unique.

Bustdown is a term used to describe a piece of jewelry being fully flooded in diamonds.

Tim Da Jeweler by Tim Da Jeweler January 23, 2021

take me to the jeweler

It's a line from Katy Perry's song 'Harleys in Hawai', I'm not a native speaker so tryna understand this line and a previous one if you can help

When I hula-hula, hula
So good, you'll take me to the jeweler, jeweler, jeweler

take me to the jeweler by Amari_S August 6, 2023