jewduh

a unique character who is distiguished by his muted-colored polo, passion for cooking mediterranean food, exotic animals and always bringing home a pair of multiracial girls (has no connection to the Jewish faith)

Guadalupe Luz de la Nevada:
Yeah, let's hang out at Jewduh's

Ming Yue:
Of course, I hope we get some delicious salmon!

by lornaslovesleaves April 3, 2009

jewdu

A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.

Bahir Silverman is the hottest Jewdu I've ever seen in my life.

Dude, what the hell is Jewdu?
A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.

by Bahir Silverman July 24, 2010

Jewdah

Best player in MC, history of being top LBs and holy shit he is good at the game. His blockhits make you want to sneeze and accuse him of cheating. His combozz v2 is his best video by far. This guy is insane and Jerseys is in every combotage he is not even competition. Rumor says he's 14.

Jerseys: "I'm the best ranked player."
Jewdah: "Hold my cock."
Jerseys: "Good pot. Duuuuude this server is dog crapp."
Jewdah: 10 hit combo we lookin for OPPS

by Jewdah September 29, 2020

jewddhist

a believer of a mix between both buddhist and jewish religions.

bob: do you prefer wide open spaces, or hiding?
jim: both, im jewddhist.

by shiftman1188 August 14, 2007

Jewquhart

An affluent individual who makes 200 k a year but takes the bus to work.

Look at that guy he could be driving a Lexus in downtown Ottawa but he’s being a Jewquhart

by Jason Harts April 5, 2019

jewduction

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction

I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction

by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

jewdussy

A badussy of Jewish decent

Julian’s tight little jewdussy was quivering.

by BigB00tyBaller November 5, 2022