A semi professional gambler on the side who makes 150 k clean per year off gambling but slides no scratch to his homies and only spends it on his under age girlfriend
Look at that Jewquhart, he just made 150 k this year and gambling and his homies aren’t eating but his 18 year hoe is living like a charity at the spa
The process by which a Jew evaluates whether a product or service is worth the price tag associated with it.
Stein: Should I go to Dunkin Donuts tonight or eat the Entenmann's I have at home?
Weiss: Brah, Dunkin Donuts should never factor into the jewquation. Get me a french crueller while you are there.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).