jewblog 

a forum thread which is so rarely replied to, that the jewish owner decides to hijack it to become a defacto blog..

I started this thread, and the only person to respond, is me, and now someone wants me to update it as if its my own jewblog

jewblog by gco October 3, 2008

jewblog 

A way to share Jewish thoughts.

I will Jewblog my traditional beliefs with fellow Jews.

jewblog by tps July 18, 2013

Jewbligated 

To feel obligated to argue, return or reject something over something as small as a penny.

"I felt Jewbligated to buy 2 smaller jars of peanut butter for 2 pennies less than 1 larger jar."

"I gave you $20 for a 9.99 bill and you only gave a 10 back, where is my penny dammit!"

"I found this same product 2 cents cheaper next door I'll just get it there instead."

Jewbligated by iseeingi2i October 26, 2012

Jewology 

The study of being a Jew.

In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."

Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.

If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.

Ben studies Jewology
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology

From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist

Jewology by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006

Jewlogy 

An occasion in which a collection plate is passed around to comfort the loved ones of the deceased during a funeral service

Joe:Man can you believe they took a collection at that funeral???

Billy: I know man, that was a total jewlogy

Jewlogy by Jchurch88 February 8, 2010

jewblock 

Synonym of jew block

Person 1: "THAT FUCKER KEEPS JEWBLOCKING ME!!!"
Person that is jewblocking: "It's not my fault you're pointing your sniper rifle up my ass"

jewblock by dantheman wec February 6, 2009

Jewologist 

A Jewologist is also known as "Pro Stooge". Must have studied at the Jewological Society of Stooges (JSS) and attained status as a Jew before further education in "The art of being a stooge".

Ben is a Jewologist

Ben is Grand Master Stooge.

Jewologist by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006