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jewblog

a forum thread which is so rarely replied to, that the jewish owner decides to hijack it to become a defacto blog..
I started this thread, and the only person to respond, is me, and now someone wants me to update it as if its my own jewblog
by gco October 3, 2008
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jewblog

I will Jewblog my traditional beliefs with fellow Jews.
by tps July 18, 2013
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Jewbligated

To feel obligated to argue, return or reject something over something as small as a penny.
"I felt Jewbligated to buy 2 smaller jars of peanut butter for 2 pennies less than 1 larger jar."

"I gave you $20 for a 9.99 bill and you only gave a 10 back, where is my penny dammit!"

"I found this same product 2 cents cheaper next door I'll just get it there instead."
by iseeingi2i October 26, 2012
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Jewology

The study of being a Jew.

In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."

Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.

If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
Ben studies Jewology
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology

From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006
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Jewlogy

An occasion in which a collection plate is passed around to comfort the loved ones of the deceased during a funeral service
Joe:Man can you believe they took a collection at that funeral???

Billy: I know man, that was a total jewlogy
by Jchurch88 February 8, 2010
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jewblock

Person 1: "THAT FUCKER KEEPS JEWBLOCKING ME!!!"
Person that is jewblocking: "It's not my fault you're pointing your sniper rifle up my ass"
by dantheman wec February 6, 2009
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Jewologist

A Jewologist is also known as "Pro Stooge". Must have studied at the Jewological Society of Stooges (JSS) and attained status as a Jew before further education in "The art of being a stooge".
Ben is a Jewologist

Ben is Grand Master Stooge.
by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006
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