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a person who is not jewish, but hangs out and surrounds themselves with jews so they might as well be. and they also probably munch on jew dick/puss , hence the muncher part.

Bro 1: yo dude you know that kid ben isnt even jewish?
Bro 2: hes a fuckin jew muncher , he might as well be.

jew muncher by nicknapolo5 January 17, 2009

Jewmuncher

A person, typically male, who hates Jews and wants to kill them at a rapid rate.

Jew: Oh No! The jewmunchers are coming!

Jewmuncher by DontJudgeEatFudge June 2, 2018

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jawmuncher

A stupid person who turns out being smart.

That dude is a jawmuncher right there.

jawmuncher by John Scadlock June 17, 2006

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jawmuncher

A person who acts stupid but is really smart but only when it is needed.

Lets say Bob goes to school and steals some cafeteria food, pretty stupid. But when he takes his Algebra final he makes a 100. This would be a jawmuncher.

This word is commonly used in middle and high school when talking about a friend that does stupid things outside of school but is smart inside of school.

jawmuncher by Max June 18, 2006

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Jawmuncher

An idiot, or otherwise unintelligent person. A pratt.

He's a Jawmuncher

Jawmuncher by Anthony Hawk October 16, 2008

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jawmuncher

someone who's obsessed with dinosaurs

Person 1: Hey are you hyped for the new Dino Crisis game?
Person2: No, I'm not a jawmuncher

jawmuncher by ThePandorasBox August 28, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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