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jawmuncher 

A person who acts stupid but is really smart but only when it is needed.
Lets say Bob goes to school and steals some cafeteria food, pretty stupid. But when he takes his Algebra final he makes a 100. This would be a jawmuncher.

This word is commonly used in middle and high school when talking about a friend that does stupid things outside of school but is smart inside of school.
jawmuncher by Max June 18, 2006
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Jawmuncher 

An idiot, or otherwise unintelligent person. A pratt.
He's a Jawmuncher
Jawmuncher by Anthony Hawk October 16, 2008

jawmuncher 

Person 1: Hey are you hyped for the new Dino Crisis game?
Person2: No, I'm not a jawmuncher
jawmuncher by ThePandorasBox August 28, 2018

Jewmuncher

A person, typically male, who hates Jews and wants to kill them at a rapid rate.
Jew: Oh No! The jewmunchers are coming!

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026