jetzed 

to be what is considered "too" high.

"dude, did you see karla at that thrash show?... she was so fuckin' jetzed." ... "i know, huh"

jetzed by Derek Turnhouse June 26, 2006

Jerzed 

To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.

Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"

Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"

Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"

Jerzed by therealSHAC November 27, 2009

Jezzed 

When you get something completely and terribly wrong.

You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad! He Jezzed it.

Jezzed by Ricky Rape September 12, 2013

jetzemani 

Me. A girl with one of the most unique names. People always miss pronounce it -.-

Person: "What's your name?"
Me: "Jetzemani"
Person: "DaFuq"

jetzemani by MeNameIsJuan December 13, 2018

jetzel

unfunny and sensitive

Jetzel humor am I right

jetzel by Jesusismynibba May 31, 2018

jetzel

Unfunny

Sliccbicc has that jetzel humor.

jetzel by Jesusismynibba June 2, 2018

Joan Jetted 

Being denied entry to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame while other less talented musicians are inducted.

The Cure was Joan Jetted again this year.

Joan Jetted by The real Jim Morrison October 7, 2017