jetsag

A condition where a man, even whilst having full testicles, is unable to perform sexually after a long flight across many time zones.

That bloke won't be able to get it up once he lands in Sweden because of jetsag.

by Kalcogsy June 11, 2018

Whitechapel jetlag

A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.

Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.

by Clarebear81 January 9, 2011

jetlagged

Someone who looks like shit.

“So here we are. You look jetlagged. And by that I mean you look like shit.”

by PsychoUmbreon November 17, 2013

school jetlag

Problem on the last night of the school holidays, which is to be followed by the first day of school. You are forced to adjust yourself back into your old sleeping pattern, in the knowledge that you will be up before 7am, but cannot get to sleep.

*5 students collapse*
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."

by the lolagon January 14, 2008

jetlag

When you travel to a different country and the difference between them (in hours) is too big, you might suffer of jetlag. Sometimes it has.. a headache, dizzy feeling or any other health problem.

jon: were you sleeping?
andrew: ooohh.. mate im toooo tired.. my jetlag is killing me.

by RavnosUk December 23, 2007

jetbagger

A jetbagger is simply a person who puts bags onto a plane as his job. Also known as an idiotic person who keeps pissing you off. Also can be any person who is being evil.

"James was being a

jetbagger today, I told him to fuck off."

1. Plane assistant, putting bags onto the plane

2. An annoying person

3. your ex boyfriend

by Candy mizzay December 23, 2012

JetsGo

n.: A discount Canadian airline that was in service from 2002-05.

v.: To pull a JetsGo - to leave someone hanging, as JetsGo did when it closed in 2005 in the middle of the night, leaving passengers in airports with newly bought tickets.

n.: I flew on JetsGo once, took eight hours to get from Ottawa to Toronto.

v.: My mom was going to pick me up after the baseball game, but she pulled a JetsGo so now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere.

by Prince Mercury March 12, 2005