jets fan

A delusional person who every football season will have high hopes for their team but will have their hearts ripped out of their chest from the disaster that is the New York Jets organization

At the start of every season a jets fan will assume the team is gonna have at least 10 wins, little do they know there record will be 4-12

jets fan by Bothadeeznutz February 5, 2017

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New York Jets fan

The only NFL fans who actively hate their team. Don’t bully a Jets fan that’s just mean

Tom: hey look at David over there I’m going to bully him
John: don’t bully him he’s a New York Jets fan
Tom: oh okay

New York Jets fan by anonymous March 2, 2021

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NY Jets Fan

Someone who is unable to afford Giants tickets. Usually because they are uneducated and need their money to pay the mortgage on their trailer home.

Did you have any interest in the Super Bowl this year. "No i am a NY Jets Fan"

NY Jets Fan by Mr. Meat February 16, 2004

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New York Jets Fan

A person who has no taste in American Football teams, or doesn’t know anything about American Football.

A person who has faith in the worst team in the National Football League. This usually means the person is a complete idiot.

Person 1: “So which football team do you like?”
Person 2: “Thanks for asking, I’m a New York Jets Fan! Hopefully we can win in the next century!”
Person 1: Backs away*

New York Jets Fan by AJ070706 September 18, 2022

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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