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jettison stage one 

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.
to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."
jettison stage one by varn_ix August 11, 2008

jenkinson 

a clan of HILARIOUS people. They're extreamly supportive and happy.
Danm I love spending time with them Jenkinsons

Thomas Jenkinson

Sometimes known as Big Chops is a cracking little geazer who alway s bottles fut champs quite lanky and is a pro freestyler. He hates midget especially george
1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

see also: jet
"I gotta get up early tomarrow so I'm about to jettison."
jettison by El-Keter July 24, 2002
A fancier term for “yeet”. Often involves a mechanical object of some sort.
Jettison the escape pods!
Jettison by masokitsune January 17, 2019

self-jettison 

to throw yourself down to the floor
Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.