jestinson

Usually means man with super large cock and loves to fuck sexy women. (your mom) :)

Every girl wants to go down on him

Who wouldn't want to banged by him?

Adj. Man with large penis

Really attractive
That man is a Jestinson.

by U N0 WH0 1 May 22, 2010

jettison stage one

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.

to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008

jenkinson

a clan of HILARIOUS people. They're extreamly supportive and happy.

Danm I love spending time with them Jenkinsons

by frosted_cupcakes May 25, 2012

Thomas Jenkinson

Sometimes known as Big Chops is a cracking little geazer who alway s bottles fut champs quite lanky and is a pro freestyler. He hates midget especially george

Thomas jenkinson hates midgets

by ScrewMidgets May 16, 2020

jettison

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

see also: jet

"I gotta get up early tomarrow so I'm about to jettison."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

Jettison

A fancier term for “yeet”. Often involves a mechanical object of some sort.

Jettison the escape pods!

by masokitsune January 17, 2019

self-jettison

to throw yourself down to the floor

Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.

by PontificatingPants April 24, 2019