Jeffinson is like no other human beings in this world. One may even say he is not a human, for his physical beauty and intellectual prowess surpass all that dare challenge his might.
His ability to seduce other human beings is unbelievable and his romantic nature will indubitably make all mortal women fall in love with him.
Anyone who stands in his presence shall tremble with fear, but should also find in him an immense sense of tranquility. One should, however, be highly cautious, for if one angers him, one shall be condemned to a life of complete meaninglessness.
His hobby includes: hanging out with Jeff Bezos.
His ability to seduce other human beings is unbelievable and his romantic nature will indubitably make all mortal women fall in love with him.
Anyone who stands in his presence shall tremble with fear, but should also find in him an immense sense of tranquility. One should, however, be highly cautious, for if one angers him, one shall be condemned to a life of complete meaninglessness.
His hobby includes: hanging out with Jeff Bezos.
Jeffinson is epic
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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