jeffinson 

Jeffinson is like no other human beings in this world. One may even say he is not a human, for his physical beauty and intellectual prowess surpass all that dare challenge his might.

His ability to seduce other human beings is unbelievable and his romantic nature will indubitably make all mortal women fall in love with him.

Anyone who stands in his presence shall tremble with fear, but should also find in him an immense sense of tranquility. One should, however, be highly cautious, for if one angers him, one shall be condemned to a life of complete meaninglessness.

His hobby includes: hanging out with Jeff Bezos.

Jeffinson is epic

jeffinson by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.

Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.

Jefferson Wingy by FartingBeer April 8, 2021

Thomas Jefferson 

Basically a guy who had a lot of beef with Alexander Hamilton.

teacher: "Thomas Jefferson was a cocky son of a bitch"

me: "oh trust me, I know."

Thomas Jefferson by hamiltonlafayettemulligan August 11, 2017

Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population

"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."

Thomas Jefferson High School by rfbuervibrw March 10, 2014

Jefferson 

Is a guy who seems very confident, but is really not. He is very attractive, muscular, and sportive. People cannot not notice him and all his accomplishments. He sometimes seems very selfish but that is just what he portrays. He used to be so sweet and kind to everyone, but gets to caught up in being cool and liked and high school that he loses his true self. He can be very aggressive and intimidating, but he truly is just as intimidated by you.

He is very judgmental of other people but is amazed by the girls he likes. He puts them on a pedestal and never is unloyal to them even if they dont feel the same towards him. He fully expresses his feelings towards them and sometime very boldly which scares them. He breaks many hearts and his heart has been broken very few times but it breaks very hardly because of how much he liked the girl.

This happens with all his crushes. His best friend is always there for him even if taken for granted by him. One day he will meet the one girl for him and dedicate his life to her. He will meet her when he becomes his true old self. The guy whose eyes light up when he talks to you. This girl may be the very first girl he truly liked and adored. She will help him find his self again when they are reunited.

I miss the old Jefferson who was always so kind to everyone. Who is this "jeff"? Go back to being Jefferson! Not necessarily the name but who you truly are.

Jefferson by Uhhhhh2300 April 13, 2020

Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.

Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

Thomas Jefferson High School by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017

mr jefferson

An offensive term for an african-american

"Whoa, calm down Mr Jefferson! Theres plenty of watermeleon to go around"

mr jefferson by popp13 September 18, 2006