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Jessimite 

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The Greatest
“That Jessimite is the absolute master of Phase 10!”

“Her magic tricks are like nothing I’ve ever seen before!”

“She has a really tidy wizards sleeve!”
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Jessamine 

The name of a girl who is wonderful, talented, and unique. Despite her brusque appearance, she is actually very sweet and caring. Seeing her smile will put you on top of the world.

There is also a flower called the jessamine, but don't be fooled; no plant could ever be as beautiful as she.
I can't believe I'm lucky enough to know a girl like Jessamine. She's simply the greatest.
Jessamine by Sherlock Thor February 4, 2010
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To organize, clean, and perfect any area, item or copy job in an office. Jessication occurs when a person comes back to their work area/cubicle to find all stacks of paper perfectly aligned, pencils sharpened, and Post-It notes realigned.
Hey! This room was messy yesterday. Who the F*** Jessicated my office?
Jessicate by ChrisManCub June 19, 2008

Jessamie 

One of those chill kinda girls who are feisty and hot as the sun. They may be loud and crazy but they can sure make out, and twerk like nobodies business. Jessamies are often extremely hot and everyone wants to be them. Some people might refer to someone who is amazingly crazy as a Jessamie.
Woah she could be a Jessamie, with a booty like that.
Jessamie by Americangal January 20, 2014

Jessimi Gomez

A celebrity internet troll renowned for being a habitual liar. She has tarnished the good name of any male from her online community (called Tyrannights) who has had the inevitable misfortune of involving himself with her intimately, be it as friends or more.
"Oh god, have you heard the latest? Jessimi Gomez is now saying that Max made death threats."

"Yeah? I even heard her pretending he threatened to murder-suicide her if he ever saw her in person!"

"What a fucking spazz. I hope she gets on the medication she needs so she can begin regaining her sanity again."
Jessimi Gomez by Vrykolakas January 19, 2018

Jesimiel 

A down to earth girl. When you first meet her, she’s shy but once you get to know her and she’s comfortable enough to open up, she’ll blossom like a flower. She’s caring, humble, loving and a good listener once you get to know her. May even crack som funny jokes too, but her humor is her awkwardness. She has beautiful, intese eyes that will stare into your soul. A smile that would brighten your day and a heart that would cherish yours.
She reminds me of a bright summer day yet with heavy rain

Jesimiel? A rare name with a rare beauty
Jesimiel by Giiioolmlllææøæ March 27, 2018

Jesimiel 

The most beautiful boy you will ever meet - both on the inside and out. He has a personality that everyone would die for. Loved by all. A Jesimiel stands strong for what he believes in, and doesnt let anyone step on him. Protects all his family and friends as much as he can. hes a true friend, who will stick with you through thick and thin, till the end. hes always got your back.

Everyone should meet a Jesimiel sometime in their life.

Feel blessed if you already have. :)

The name is often confused with jasmiel or jocky.
Jesimiel is the most amazing person you will ever meet.
Jesimiel by Fwim February 25, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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