Jessey

Jesseys are concerned with being serious and being more serious. A Jessey wouldn't be caught dead wearing skinny jeans, or a silly look on his face. Jesseys are multifaceted men with skills ranging from beekeeping to beard maintenance.

-"I need someone to build me a barn real quick."
-"Call Jessey."

- "What is Jessey up to these days?"

- "Honing his bear taming skills."

- "How Jessey of him."

Jessey by M-N-X January 18, 2011

Jessey

One of the coolest guys you will ever get the chance to meet. Has really pretty green eyes and an awesome laugh. Complete pothead but its cool cause he is really funny. When he falls for a girl he falls pretty hard. He is very hardworking and he can cheer up any bad day you have. My best friend:)

(girl 1) whats up with Jessey? he's acting weird.
(girl 2) i think he fell in love again.
(girl 1) ooohhh

Jessey by Hazel14 March 5, 2011

jessey

When you light your dick on fire during sexual intercourse.

"A jessey was the cause of this mattress fire"

jessey by Murphy June 18, 2006

Jessey Moreau 

An amazingly good looking, sexually abusing, orgasmicly talented at seducing womenly Male, who is very sexually active, carries loads of STI's, has a very large Male tool for having sexual intercoarse (penis), and can knock out any women during sex with simply pleasing them. (he is that good...)

-Orangatang (search google images)
- Jessey Moreau is what cause this black women to become unconcious, maybe it was his astonishing looks, his sexual abuse, his activeness in sex, his loads of different STI's, and his very large penis.

Jessey Moreau by J-boogie :) July 4, 2010

The Jessey

The act of being gay and a zombie who pukes all the time and will come to your house when you say Penis.

OmG Dude you got The Jessey std.

The Jessey by Officer Rick And Shaniqua January 16, 2011

Dirty Jesséy 

A Dirty Jesséy is where the guy fills your butt with cream cheese and feasts on you, slaps his big dick around your face, begs you to fart on his dick and then fucks you in both holes

You should see her FFG after she’s had a Dirty Jesséy

Dirty Jesséy by Euripides Fenton December 28, 2021

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022