Jessey
Jesseys are concerned with being serious and being more serious. A Jessey wouldn't be caught dead wearing skinny jeans, or a silly look on his face. Jesseys are multifaceted men with skills ranging from beekeeping to beard maintenance.
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Jessey
One of the coolest guys you will ever get the chance to meet. Has really pretty green eyes and an awesome laugh. Complete pothead but its cool cause he is really funny. When he falls for a girl he falls pretty hard. He is very hardworking and he can cheer up any bad day you have. My best friend:)
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Jessey Moreau
An amazingly good looking, sexually abusing, orgasmicly talented at seducing womenly Male, who is very sexually active, carries loads of STI's, has a very large Male tool for having sexual intercoarse (penis), and can knock out any women during sex with simply pleasing them. (he is that good...)
-Orangatang (search google images)
- Jessey Moreau is what cause this black women to become unconcious, maybe it was his astonishing looks, his sexual abuse, his activeness in sex, his loads of different STI's, and his very large penis.
- Jessey Moreau is what cause this black women to become unconcious, maybe it was his astonishing looks, his sexual abuse, his activeness in sex, his loads of different STI's, and his very large penis.
Jessey Moreau by J-boogie :) July 4, 2010
The Jessey
The act of being gay and a zombie who pukes all the time and will come to your house when you say Penis.
The Jessey by Officer Rick And Shaniqua January 16, 2011
Dirty Jesséy
A Dirty Jesséy is where the guy fills your butt with cream cheese and feasts on you, slaps his big dick around your face, begs you to fart on his dick and then fucks you in both holes
Dirty Jesséy by Euripides Fenton December 28, 2021
New Jersey messy
Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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