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"A jessey was the cause of this mattress fire"
jessey by Murphy June 18, 2006

hardcore scene 

wrong again! all the hXc kids in ohio knows it's only those emo pussies with their track jackets an hair over one eye dude! im hXc and sXc and ive been to some pretty sick local shows, from newark to columbus to hebron, heath, zanesville, even one in dayton. they have bands like kill whitney dead, a waking nightmare, above this fire, waking kills the dream, dead to fall etc. shows and at only one show did anyone that had the balls to get in a pit have hair over one eye and he admitted to being emo!! youve got the first half right, most hXc's have gauged ears and tight(usu. girl pants, if not dickies or tan cargo shorts.)pants, but most wear a tight as fuck hardcore band t-shirt and a zip-up hoodie. most ive met wear skate shoes like DC, or vans or chucks some wear older shoes tho.
hXc (friend of mine)"look at that emo fag over there with his greasy black hair over his eye and his fuckin slit wrists. emo kids are so dumb theyre like 'oh i hate the world im gonna kill myself!' and shit as if theyll ever do it. someone should tell them it's down the road, not across the street."
me"i fuckin hate emo kids. push him in the pit with us, maybe hell stay at home and listen to dashboard confessionals instead of bein a wallflower and takin up dance space."
hXc"good idea"...

yeah, i know, we are assholes but emo is gay
hardcore scene by Murphy June 17, 2005

haberdasher

One who engages in haberdashing.
Look at that haberdasher haberdash.
haberdasher by Murphy February 14, 2005
The clothing worn by a clown or jester, especially during times such as Mardi-Gras or Carnival.
Fortunato arrived at the festival wearing motley, complete with a belled cap.
motley by Murphy February 14, 2005

Band Geek 

A member of a band, almost always a high school marching band. Band Geeks generally form packs with complex social structure, the biggest geek being the top (or "alpha") geek.
Band Geeks should unite and rule the world through force.
Band Geek by Murphy February 14, 2005
having sex voraciously
i pwnd melissa in the back of the truck 4 times.
pwnr by Murphy April 4, 2004

tappable 

Woman with a cooter worth injecting. Face matters not, pussy has none.
"Yeah, Megan ain't the best looking. Fine ass though."

"Tappable."

"Indeed.
tappable by murphy December 21, 2003