10 definitions by Murphy

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One of the best movies of the 1980s.
And Robocop kicked the shit out of ED-209, Cain, and the Ninja Robot.
by Murphy July 10, 2003
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A member of a band, almost always a high school marching band. Band Geeks generally form packs with complex social structure, the biggest geek being the top (or "alpha") geek.
Band Geeks should unite and rule the world through force.
by Murphy February 14, 2005
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When you light your dick on fire during sexual intercourse.
"A jessey was the cause of this mattress fire"
by Murphy June 17, 2006
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The clothing worn by a clown or jester, especially during times such as Mardi-Gras or Carnival.
Fortunato arrived at the festival wearing motley, complete with a belled cap.
by Murphy February 14, 2005
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One who engages in haberdashing.
Look at that haberdasher haberdash.
by Murphy February 14, 2005
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Woman with a cooter worth injecting. Face matters not, pussy has none.
"Yeah, Megan ain't the best looking. Fine ass though."


by murphy December 21, 2003
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That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.
"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"
by Murphy September 10, 2003
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