Jesser

A guy who drinks a lot to the point were he wobbles.

He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.

He's Awesome

He's also a ladies man!

Did you see how drunk Jesser was last night?

Jesser by KKBIRD March 10, 2011

Jesser

God tier man. He likes to take big dumps. He has a godlike dog and a long sick call him sally roommate... Kris. He has other roommates but they are broke boys so we don't worry about them. #LongLiveJesser

Blind Dude: Jesser is trash at basketball
Not Blind Dude: Yo.. SUCK IT AND GO TO HELL BLIND BOY NERD!!!

Jesser by Cancerous T-Rex February 12, 2019

Jesser

A boner given to a guy by a hot girl named Jessica.

Man that girl jessica gave me a raging jesser, I'm plow here hard.

Jesser by Big V 47 July 22, 2018

Jesser

A genius lovely responsable soft warm-hearted man who is always willing to help you. He is special he is unique. Whenever you stare at him, at his perfect eyes, you would feel how lucky you are to stand by his side. The vibe he spreads, the laughter he causes, the feeling of safety he manages to offer would make of you the luckiest alive and that's why making new friends was never a challenge for him.As sociable as a Jesser is, he loves his stability and finds comfort in consistency. But his biggest flex is his intellect. The way he sees things, the way he reacts to things and the way he behaves with others translate a long journey with life, full of experiences and lessons. He is much more mature than his age and he would probably make you live the best days of your life. When you know him, there is no come back. You can just love him and appreciate how WONDERFUL he is, feel blessed everyday for his existence.

In a crouded world, I would only be with jesser. he is my happy place.

Jesser by jdudu81616h November 21, 2021

Jesse Sinn 

The lead singer of hard rock band Smokin’

Damn Billy did you see the Smokin’ concert last night?
Hell yeah man, Jesse Sinn can really sing!

Jesse Sinn by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020

jesse palmer 

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.

"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."

jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013

jesse jackson 

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.

Jesse Jackson is a fraud.

jesse jackson by the prophet July 30, 2003