jesas maria
jesas maria by DarviL August 29, 2020
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Maria Jesus
Maaria Jesus is the most amazing person youll ever meet, and one of the few people that will stay with you no matter what. Shes is a gorgeous girl who by first glance looks kinda bitchy but as you get to know her that thought gets out of your head, very close to her family and friend members so if you do anything to them a Maria Jesus will fuck you up.
-Omg did you see what Maria Jesus did to the boy yesterday.
-Yeah i saw he got fucked up.
- Basically he staryed talking shit about her family
-Yeah i saw he got fucked up.
- Basically he staryed talking shit about her family
Maria Jesus by larita.patitas October 25, 2020
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maria jesus
maria jesus by cryst_carmi October 17, 2018
Maria JesĂșs
Yisus is the most charming and pretty girl in the universe. You will love being with her anywhere and anytime. Looks like Harry Potter but sexy. SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE IT. Totally girlfriend material.
Maria JesĂșs by mortadela666 November 24, 2021
MarĂa JesĂșs
MarĂa JesĂșs is an incredible person, she has a mental illness that will drive you crazy with her stuff and personality. She is really goofy and a completely loyal person, she will share with you everything she has, she loves to make people feel part of her family and mostly her friends. Se is really sweet but when you make her feel uncomfortable she wonât be as always with ya. take care of her
MarĂa JesĂșs by Hopkings William November 24, 2021
maria de jesus
Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.
maria de jesus by Commonroses August 27, 2022
jess mariano
jess mariano by Aababhgirk January 30, 2021
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