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He is a very sweet boy and is very smart. He is great to talk to one on one but as soon as he's with his friends he tends to become a little annoying. He has a dirty mind and makes jokes all the time but not to the extent where it becomes irritating. He is a great person to be friends with, but don't lead him on because he is very cocky when someone likes him and turns into somewhat of an asshole. Marianos are very thoughtful and considerate and make time to make you feel special.
Girl 1: Hey do you like Mariano?
Girl 2: Ehh. Kinda… I see him more as a friend but yeah I guess…why?
Girl 1: Well last night he text me and said that he "knew" you liked him!
Girl 2: Well I don't really "like like" him if that's what he meant

Girl 1: That's how he said it!!
Girl 2: Nahh he wouldn't do that...
Girl 1: He told his friends today at lunch too!! And I've heard it from two other people as well!

Girl 2: OH EHHM GEE THAT ASSHOLE!!
by Nickiee C. January 15, 2013
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a total sweetheart.
marianos are absolutely wonderful, always winning you over with their latin charm. intelligent, thoughtful,and sweet, it's hard not to love a mariano. although they are prone to occassional lapses in judgement, they will always be the sweetest guy you know.
He is such a mariano.
by the turtledove April 09, 2009
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He has one fatass cock fucks so many bitches and pulls every girl in the club.he was born with a 12 inch rock hard cock
Mariano absolutely destroys me with his cock
by Bigsquigga69 May 30, 2019
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a orangutan sometimes mistaken for a boy. who is veery hairy and usually has curly hair. he likes to swing from vines and climes trees and play soccer and he is naturally hairy. many people mistake his name for maria on paper because he looks so much like a hairy orangutan girl.
girl: omg did u see that boy he was so hairy.
boy: that wasnt a boy it was a mariano
girl: oh no wonder.
boy:its a common mistake
by ifdghanf January 27, 2009
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Mariano AKA Bok Choy, is a very annoying person who loves Minecraft and likes to hog the bed and shower.
by Yehegdvhsuwjsjzjx September 04, 2019
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Mariano AKA Bok Choy, is a very annoying person who loves Minecraft and likes to hog the bed and shower.
by Yehegdvhsuwjsjzjx September 04, 2019
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