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jerry landry ii 

A computer repairman that once owned a successful computer repair business, Collier Computer Systems, LLC.

Since he fell ill in the spring of 2017, he has been in and out of the hospital more than 9 times over the past year (2018); he received a replacement liver and a kidney in a rare dual-transplant surgery. Both of the organs came from a disceased donor.

Jerry (53) has been recouprating over the past 5 months, but has recently slipped in weight gain. Normally gaining 2 pounds a week, he has lost quite a bit in the last two weeks alone (13 pounds to be exact) the fear is that something is causing his severe weight loss. Originally 245, Jerry dropped to 122 pounds after the surgery and rehabilitation, requiring a decompensation strategy for recovery.
He gained up to 149.6 pounds at the height of recovery, but has since lost 14 pounds in 15 days. Lost 7 pounds a week. Weighing in at 136. The 5' 9" man is extremely thin and malnourished following the surgery.

Originally Diagnosed with End-Stage Liver Disease (ESLD) along with(CKD) Chronic Kidney Disease (stage 4), plus Severe Pneumona, he received special circumstance treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, FL on May 8th, 2018.

He is alive to this day. (21-OCT-2018)
Jerry is at home with his loving wife Sandy, along with their three 'rescued' dogs in south Florida.

He hopes to change peoples views about current healthcare practices and is a strong advocate for animal rescue centers around Florida.
I'm glad I'm not Jerry Landry II, his body is super screwed-up!
jerry landry ii by Jerrylandry2 October 22, 2018
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026