6 definitions by Jerrylandry2
Chronic Kidney Disease (CKD)
A person with stage 4 chronic kidney disease (CKD) has advanced kidney damage with a severe decrease in the glomerular filtration rate (GFR) to 15-30 ml/min. It is likely someone with stage 4 CKD will need dialysis or a kidney transplant in the near future.
Reference: www.davita.com type "stage-4-of-chronic-kidney-disease"
A person with stage 4 chronic kidney disease (CKD) has advanced kidney damage with a severe decrease in the glomerular filtration rate (GFR) to 15-30 ml/min. It is likely someone with stage 4 CKD will need dialysis or a kidney transplant in the near future.
Reference: www.davita.com type "stage-4-of-chronic-kidney-disease"
by Jerrylandry2 October 31, 2018
PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019
Means the person you are speaking with is capable of listening to the entire conversation without becoming offended.
Example;
I like to have sex with my dog.
I enjoy having sex with my child.
I enjoy shitting on colored people.
Please keep in mind that 'unoffendable' is a state of mind, that is neither PC or racist, in today's society. I can be unoffendable, WITHOUT enjoying the examples provided.
You can tell an unoffendable person about bodily fluids, toenail clippings, or a severe rash in your private areas.
Most doctors that treat patients must have some form of this word embedded into their brains to fulfill their daily duties.
Example;
I like to have sex with my dog.
I enjoy having sex with my child.
I enjoy shitting on colored people.
Please keep in mind that 'unoffendable' is a state of mind, that is neither PC or racist, in today's society. I can be unoffendable, WITHOUT enjoying the examples provided.
You can tell an unoffendable person about bodily fluids, toenail clippings, or a severe rash in your private areas.
Most doctors that treat patients must have some form of this word embedded into their brains to fulfill their daily duties.
"I enjoy sex with different species!"
If you find that sentence disturbing, you are NOT unoffendable!
If you find that sentence disturbing, you are NOT unoffendable!
by Jerrylandry2 March 16, 2019
NAIDS - Nutritionally Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
by Jerrylandry2 October 23, 2018
When you cannot get enough of your mates love.
Love that is everlasting. True Love is the love you truly feel for another person or animal.
Animals CAN feel 'true love' (especially Dogs and Cats) towards their owners.
Love that is everlasting. True Love is the love you truly feel for another person or animal.
Animals CAN feel 'true love' (especially Dogs and Cats) towards their owners.
I'm in True Love with my wife of 27 years!
Heck, you'd have to be, after 27 years together and still going strong!
Heck, you'd have to be, after 27 years together and still going strong!
by Jerrylandry2 October 31, 2018
A computer repairman that once owned a successful computer repair business, Collier Computer Systems, LLC.
Since he fell ill in the spring of 2017, he has been in and out of the hospital more than 9 times over the past year (2018); he received a replacement liver and a kidney in a rare dual-transplant surgery. Both of the organs came from a disceased donor.
Jerry (53) has been recouprating over the past 5 months, but has recently slipped in weight gain. Normally gaining 2 pounds a week, he has lost quite a bit in the last two weeks alone (13 pounds to be exact) the fear is that something is causing his severe weight loss. Originally 245, Jerry dropped to 122 pounds after the surgery and rehabilitation, requiring a decompensation strategy for recovery.
He gained up to 149.6 pounds at the height of recovery, but has since lost 14 pounds in 15 days. Lost 7 pounds a week. Weighing in at 136. The 5' 9" man is extremely thin and malnourished following the surgery.
Originally Diagnosed with End-Stage Liver Disease (ESLD) along with(CKD) Chronic Kidney Disease (stage 4), plus Severe Pneumona, he received special circumstance treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, FL on May 8th, 2018.
He is alive to this day. (21-OCT-2018)
Jerry is at home with his loving wife Sandy, along with their three 'rescued' dogs in south Florida.
He hopes to change peoples views about current healthcare practices and is a strong advocate for animal rescue centers around Florida.
Since he fell ill in the spring of 2017, he has been in and out of the hospital more than 9 times over the past year (2018); he received a replacement liver and a kidney in a rare dual-transplant surgery. Both of the organs came from a disceased donor.
Jerry (53) has been recouprating over the past 5 months, but has recently slipped in weight gain. Normally gaining 2 pounds a week, he has lost quite a bit in the last two weeks alone (13 pounds to be exact) the fear is that something is causing his severe weight loss. Originally 245, Jerry dropped to 122 pounds after the surgery and rehabilitation, requiring a decompensation strategy for recovery.
He gained up to 149.6 pounds at the height of recovery, but has since lost 14 pounds in 15 days. Lost 7 pounds a week. Weighing in at 136. The 5' 9" man is extremely thin and malnourished following the surgery.
Originally Diagnosed with End-Stage Liver Disease (ESLD) along with(CKD) Chronic Kidney Disease (stage 4), plus Severe Pneumona, he received special circumstance treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, FL on May 8th, 2018.
He is alive to this day. (21-OCT-2018)
Jerry is at home with his loving wife Sandy, along with their three 'rescued' dogs in south Florida.
He hopes to change peoples views about current healthcare practices and is a strong advocate for animal rescue centers around Florida.
by Jerrylandry2 October 23, 2018