jewhorevah

(1)Someone with either multiple religions or who has not decided a religion. (2)A religious whore.

Friend 1: That kid is Catholic and Jehovah's Witness.
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a Jewhorevah!

by woahbitch March 24, 2007

JeHOEvah's Witness

The act of observing an overly religious male or female sexually satisfying an individual upon a moving bike.

Person A: Dude, did you see Kevin bought himself a brand new bike?
Person B: Yeah, I saw him and some other dude today riding it while walking to school and became a JeHOEvah's Witness.

by RonaldoLamborghiniToughTitty October 16, 2020

jewhovah

A Jehovah who is secretly a jew

Kira claims to be a Jehovah but she's really a jewhovah

by Kira the jehobag March 16, 2016