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jerking on by Blue Ballas of MTU April 10, 2009
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Jerking off on a pile of sand
“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Jerking off on a pile of sand by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking
A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).
The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.
hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking by Nick D October 28, 2004
Jerking off onto Lucky Charms
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
Jerking off onto Lucky Charms by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
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jerkington by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006
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Jit Jerkingoff!
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