jerking on 

The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.

Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.

jerking on by Blue Ballas of MTU April 10, 2009

Jerking off on a pile of sand 

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

Jerking off on a pile of sand by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking 

A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).

The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.

hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking by Nick D October 28, 2004

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms 

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

jerkington 

A noun used to designate someone as a total jerk.

Jerkington over there just stole my seat in the movie theater.

jerkington by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

Jerkingoff 

FlexingMyJimmy:ChicksWontGrowJimmys!"

Jit Jerkingoff!

Jerkingoff by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 20, 2020