Definitions by Oreosgirlfriend
Modelo effect
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don’t leave with that chick! She’s missing some teeth and she has a unibrow! You’re suffering from the Modelo Effect.
Modelo effect by Oreosgirlfriend December 29, 2023
Lobster hickey
A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.
Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.
Lobster hickey by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021
Jerking off onto Lucky Charms
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
Jerking off onto Lucky Charms by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
lisa frank orgasm
An orgasm so intense that the fireworks in my brain went from bright gold to a Lisa Frank vintage 1980’s rainbow unicorn Trapper Keeper cover!
Neal: Holy fuck, Amy, why’d you stop sucking my dick and started laughing hysterically?
Amy: (between sobs of laughter) Because I just had a Lisa Frank Orgasm. It was the rainbow Unicorn! Mid 1980’s.
Amy: (between sobs of laughter) Because I just had a Lisa Frank Orgasm. It was the rainbow Unicorn! Mid 1980’s.
lisa frank orgasm by Oreosgirlfriend November 10, 2018