jerk weed

An extremely annoying person who can't shut the fuck up

Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"

jerk weed by hipoint93 August 17, 2011

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jerkweed

Offensive noun, thrown at German terrorist along with a pound of C4 down an elevator shaft in a popular 1980's action movie.

Take this under advisement, jerkweed.

jerkweed by nvdw May 2, 2005

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Related Words

jerkweed • jerk • Jerk off • jerk face • jerk circle • jerk bag • Jerk-Out • Jerk Chicken • Jerk-Burglar • Jerk off January

jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

jerkweed by Joel October 2, 2003

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Jerkweed

This is what you call a jerk instead of using an inappropriate word in front of children

" man that Jerkweed cut me off"

Jerkweed by ssssstttttt April 17, 2017

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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