jerk weed 

An extremely annoying person who can't shut the fuck up

Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"

jerk weed by hipoint93 August 17, 2011

jerkweed 

Offensive noun, thrown at German terrorist along with a pound of C4 down an elevator shaft in a popular 1980's action movie.

Take this under advisement, jerkweed.

jerkweed by nvdw May 2, 2005

jerkweed 

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

jerkweed by Joel October 2, 2003

Jerkweed 

This is what you call a jerk instead of using an inappropriate word in front of children

" man that Jerkweed cut me off"

Jerkweed by ssssstttttt April 17, 2017