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man u are a jempis. thats not good
jempis by bevis and butthead August 15, 2006
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jemisery 

oh jesus this weather is an absolute jemisery
jemisery by scotcheg August 28, 2020
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Jemison is a type of person who you just need to say is a handsome beast. He is an athletic and is a fit and a strong person. He would be the type of man who would pick up all the hot chicks.
You are a Jemison.
jemison by Jemison March 17, 2018
Jemish is a beautiful and cheerful person. He is warm and kind. He has a delightful nature and loves entertaining everyone with his edits. <3
Jemish must've made this edit.

I Jemish you<3
jemish by manyaxx August 22, 2021
A word some dude made up on this Minecraft server. (The IP is play.valatic.net and the Bedrock port is 25583)
How he put it : "you being jeepish is going to be terrible"
jeepish by _Zerix_ May 17, 2022
n. A blonde, baseball player who desperately wants to be in a relationship with his best friend but the feelings are not mutual. To get attention a jemiseed will make rude gestures and comments about the appearance of other girls and refuse to bathe. However, a jemiseed may occasionally make a kind gesture or comment towards his best friend, hoping that it will make her forget about all the other stupid shit that he most likely will do each hour. This attempt will always FAIL.
girl: I'm going out to lunch with my best friend for our usual thursday date.
friend: will he pay for you"
girl: of course! he's such a jemiseed.
jemiseed by gurl1991 April 15, 2009
Jemish is a smart and cheerful person. He is warm and kind. He makes the best edits<3. He is a dear!
I jemish you
jemish by manyaxx August 22, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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