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Generous,caring,inspiring, and an overall nice person
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jemisery 

oh jesus this weather is an absolute jemisery
jemisery by scotcheg August 28, 2020
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jemise jemiseed jemisery Jemoses Jamisen Jelise Jemish Jeisel jeisen Jemile
Contrary to rumors that were spread by Jemoses fans, it is indeed a type of creature. Confirmed reports indicate it is an elf-like appaition, with no nose, and 4 arms. It weilds two katanas, albeit crappily. These creatures are not dangerous, they just pretend to be. If you see one, capture it, and sell it on ebay
"Oh look, a Jemoses"
Jemoses by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003
Jemison is a type of person who you just need to say is a handsome beast. He is an athletic and is a fit and a strong person. He would be the type of man who would pick up all the hot chicks.
You are a Jemison.
jemison by Jemison March 17, 2018
(ja-nees) a human female posessing the following qualities: Beauty, humor, intelligence, charity, wit, sense of responsiblity, high moral values, love of family; often interested in creative and musical outlets; also known to laugh at herself and not take life too seriously. It's not just a word but an attitude.
My daughter Jenise hates when people think ill of her.
Jenise by Jenises mom February 18, 2010
Translates to "Fuck You" in English.
She told me "JEBISE!"
Jebise by STTDWG January 26, 2007
Generally a beautiful person, usually very hard to read or define in any specific way because of her uniqueness. Possesed of a wonderful heart and more often than not a lovely body she is often found to be nutty, good-natured, loving, sarcastic yet sweet.

A woman named Jamise tends to surround herself with individuals that are as varied as her inherent nature. Very much a person with her heart on her shoulder. Always open to new experiences despite any difficult past experiences.

A woman named Jamise is defined by her ability to bring disperate elements together as a coherent and lovely whole both in her personality and the relationships she forms.
Hi Jamise, youre really awesome
Jamise by Seldom Seen Kid February 6, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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