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a retard. he acts like a jerk but once you get to know him hes a good person, he likes to joke a lot and tell ppl "smd". if you know a jemair hang on to him but he might have one secret he wont say but hes gay and is trash at fortnite. well at least if he has a twin we know who the gay one is. no wonder he cant flirt. he is always tryna get with his teachers but most of all his science teacher. he says the way she laughs makes him smile and when they look at each other he gets butterflies. he dont want any other girl than her, but if he not chasing her he chasing other guys.
jemair is a retard.
jemair by elina.getslap March 13, 2022

Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
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One of the most smartest people living. Is usually colorblind. Gets a girlfriend near christmas and usually stays with his girlfriend (A) until college and beyond. One of the bestest friends to talk about with girl and guy problems. Can always try to make people better. Make friends feel more appreciated. He is sometimes full of fun and sometimes full or care. He is a great friend to keep.
Jemar is a perfect guy for her.
Jemar by blueberrimacarons April 15, 2014

Jemaine Clement 

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.
Jemaine Clement by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

Jemainiac 

Friend: Do you prefer Bret or Jemaine?
You: I think Jemaine is SO much funnier than Bret.
Friend: You're such a Jemainiac!
Jemainiac by Brol January 20, 2009
He is fine He is nice sweet funny and loyal he is a athlete he only fights when he has to. But he got handz but he is very nice
Jemari by Mommy nialla October 29, 2019
A really athletic guy that is very kind, he fights for what he loves about, a guy that will always care for his friends and family. Also is a Filipino boy with a big dick.
Jemar is so athletic
Jemar by Skkss July 15, 2018