a retard. he acts like a jerk but once you get to know him hes a good person, he likes to joke a lot and tell ppl "smd". if you know a jemair hang on to him but he might have one secret he wont say but hes gay and is trash at fortnite. well at least if he has a twin we know who the gay one is. no wonder he cant flirt. he is always tryna get with his teachers but most of all his science teacher. he says the way she laughs makes him smile and when they look at each other he gets butterflies. he dont want any other girl than her, but if he not chasing her he chasing other guys.
jemair is a retard.
by elina.getslap March 13, 2022
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He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.
But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark
and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.
But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark
and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
by b4j October 5, 2008
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Jemar is a perfect guy for her.
by blueberrimacarons April 15, 2014
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He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
by sfwildflower August 7, 2008
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You: I think Jemaine is SO much funnier than Bret.
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You: I think Jemaine is SO much funnier than Bret.
Friend: You're such a Jemainiac!
by Brol January 20, 2009
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by Mommy nialla October 29, 2019
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Jemar is so athletic
by Skkss July 15, 2018
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