jelos

probably the best thing of our lockdown, everyone loves it and supports it

awhhh, so cute, jelos <3

by jeonjohn May 9, 2020

Jelou

In spanish, is the equivalent to the pronunciation of "Hello".

Jelou, jau ar yu (Hello, how are you)
Am fain, zenc yu (I'm fine, thank you)

by IDK what pseudonym to use November 21, 2020

Jeloseum

Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️

Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?

Customer:what is Jeloseum?

Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!

Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.

by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019

jlosexual

jlosexual is when you’re gay only for jlo or she’s the only person you ever wanna date and sleep with

i’m jlosexual

by jlo’s secret admirer March 16, 2021

Jemoses

Contrary to rumors that were spread by Jemoses fans, it is indeed a type of creature. Confirmed reports indicate it is an elf-like appaition, with no nose, and 4 arms. It weilds two katanas, albeit crappily. These creatures are not dangerous, they just pretend to be. If you see one, capture it, and sell it on ebay

"Oh look, a Jemoses"

by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003

Jelsy

One of the most badass chicks you'll ever meet. She kicks but with her wild side but still knows how to remain modest and welcoming. Shes the type o girl anyone could talk to to get something off their mind. Her sense of style is crazy and she is crazy herself. But never be mean towards a jelsy, they know just how to make you feel a certian way. Always take care of your jelsy with care. And she will do the same.

I wish i had me a jelsy

by thecooliestrealest December 27, 2014

Jelsia

One of the most interesting people you will ever meet. She is extremely talented and loves sport and music. Making people happy makes her happy. She's an active person, likes to keep busy, loves to travel and try new things. |She is trust worthy, great to talk to and one of a kind. She Is gorgeous and has a beautiful smile that can't be explained. Its the feeling from inside that makes it beautiful.

~with her it's never a goodbye, always a see you later~

"that girl girls is incredibly interesting, who's that?"

" oh that's definitely a Jelsia"

by illseeyoulater June 13, 2018