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Side Walk Jelly Fish 

When your walking down the street with your friends and you see a used condom on the ground.
Holy shit! a Side Walk Jelly Fish!!!! dont step on it you don't want to kill the urban animals bro!

Jelly like a jelly fish 

A phrase used by Sid Sandinista to describe how jelly he is of somebody or something.
Sid: Whoa dude, you got to see Reel Big Fish last night?
Andy: Yeah man, you jelly?
Sid: Yeah, I'm jelly like a jelly fish.
Andy: That's pretty jelly.

jelly fish 

a guys load left on the shower floor.
telling your buddy not to slip on your jelly fish when he showers.
jelly fish by moammar charleson November 4, 2007

Jelly Fish 

This is when you take a small trash bag and place it over your partner's head when you're taking her from behind, then you close off the bag around her neck as you pull out of her vagina and go balls deep into her anus, she will expel an enormous amount of air to inflate the trash bag to resemble a Jelly Fish.
Dude, I went so far in her, so fast, she inflated the bag and looked like the Man-a-War Jelly Fish
Jelly Fish by Bigdaddy Catalano October 1, 2008

Jelly fish jam

Showing affection to oneself or significant other via intercourse or other sexually pleasing acts whilst using jelly jam as lubricant and “ jamming “ it. To increase the effectiveness of the word people may also listen to jelly fish jam and watch the jelly fish jam episode of spongebob.
Yo on god we was having sex last night bro and I gave her the jelly fish jam.
Jelly fish jam by Grubby fingernails September 9, 2019

jelly fish 

1. a animal that lives in the sea that has no heart and no brain but is still alive...weird.

2. what u call someone when they shock u

3. someone who is really really flexable

4. an evil person with no heart/ a really stupid person with no brain
Alice: gosh tc ure such a jelly fish

tc: i have a heart and a brain

alice: no i mean ure really flexable

tc: i am arent i??
jelly fish by loser smchit May 22, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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