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jerkmaxxing

Jerkmaxxing is the act of improving the way you look by maximising the amounts of times you jerk off per day.
An efficient jerkmaxxer will jerk off up to 16-18 times per day.
Jerkmaxxing can build up Jaw muscles, and fix a negative canthal tilt.
Shaniqua : "Damn, playa, you looking good"
Kerinishootah: "Hell yeah, I been Jerkmaxxing."
Shaniqua : "Wow"
jerkmaxxing by thuggeroni August 28, 2023
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Jewmaxxing 

Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the other stats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.
Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself
Jewmaxxing by Arbaybay May 23, 2023

jelqmaxxing 

jelqmaxxing is a term used by looksmaxxing community such as edgemaxxing ropemaxxing etc. Jelqmaxxing is an exercise that is supposed to increase ur penis size
User 1 :yo bro do u still edge
User 2: nah i just started jelqmaxxing
jelqmaxxing by dennischr November 22, 2023

Jelqmaxxing 

Jelqmaxxing is the act of strategic edging to lengthen ones Johnson. One must have the Johnson of a giga-nigga or you must start ropemaxxing 😔
Bro, do you even practice jelqmaxxing?? 🗿
No dude…. 😔😔
You better start Ropemaxxing bro 🥶🥶

jelqmaxxing 

It's like edging but in a different word
I started jelqmaxxing
jelqmaxxing by anonymous January 17, 2024

jelqmaxxing 

Ahh jelqmaxxing derived from the word jelqing means maxxing out your jelq ratio perday meaning 24/7 jelqing stretchin your penis to the max is jelqmaxxing
Oh look at Timmy he's been jelqmaxxing all damn day

It's fine he's just stretching it out
jelqmaxxing by Niggermanjelqlord86 January 19, 2024

jelqmaxxing 

To grab the penis with the index an forefinger and tug with force.. yanking your dick with two fingers to try and make it longer.
"I've been thinking about jelqmaxxing." "Are you sure? I heard it makes you lose girth?"
jelqmaxxing by ReverendFreedom January 20, 2024
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