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This is for all the Jelani’s across the world....We experience embarrassment and aren’t comedians but stand up or stand out from the ones who conform and be like everyone else, our name means mighty in reality. Which is possibly why life is always throwing more rocks and blockades upon us when our feet are already planted into the ground. So don’t let anyone tell you can’t do shit I know I know times get rough and you may hate your name and become a stranger to the world and forget who you are, but stay connected to your true self have self love before any bitch catches ya balls at home plate ya feel me. Now be strong mighty mice the ride ain’t over, and trust me all those females who were looking at you will be throwing there panties once you realize your power. One time for the one time for the Jelani’s across the world
Jelani “We are survivors and can overcome anything, Mighty Mouse”
Jelani by knownbeef March 24, 2021
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jegani • jelani • jeanis • jeanie • Jeanine • jeanings • jegan • Jeanin' • jeanius • jeranism

JELANI KING 

Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.
YOU LOVE THAT JELANI KING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES.
The name Jeanice is a baby girl name.
The name Jeanice is a French baby name. In French the meaning of the name Jeanice is: God is gracious.

People with this name have a deep inner desire for love and companionship, and want to work with others to achieve peace and harmony.

People with this name tend to be idealistic, highly immaginative, intuitive, and spiritual. They seek after spiritual truth and often find it. They tend to be visionary and may inspire others. If they fail to develop their potential, they may become dreamers, or misuse power.
Jeanice is a kind and a loving person with a big heart.

People with this name is open minded which means that the person will not judge you.
How's my beautiful baby jeanice doing?
Jeanice by Jeanice November 14, 2016
Jegan is a nice person that will always want his friends and family to be happy. Jegans will love one girl forever every if she’s taken and loves football and sport. Also, Jegans will have a lovebirds for singing and rapping and may end up with a career. You gotta love Jegan!!!!
Awe he’s so sweet holding the door for you!

I know! He’s totally a Jegan!
jegan by cammyd04 May 22, 2018
Super-cool and self-assured, "Jeanie"s actually enjoy that statistically speaking, they don't even fall in the top THOUSAND of popular baby names in the last half-century. Her name (ONE "n", ONE "i", thank you) is not the only thing that sets her apart. She can spot a poser from a mile away, and subsequently cut them down with her signature thousand-yard stare. Friendly and cultured, but word to the wise - do NOT cross her.
"Jeanie? As in, 'I Dream of...?' Can you grant me three wishes?"

"Ha ha, good one. First time I've heard that! TODAY."
Jeanie by The Jean Jeanie February 3, 2010
Jeanina is a beautiful woman who cares very much for her friends and family. she tends to help and take care of people in help or need. all around a funny, gorgeous girl that will always put a smile on your face and be there when needed most.
I realized the other day how much i needed jeanina in my life when she left and i fell apart
Jeanina by Mr.Will.i.am September 16, 2010
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