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jeffminder 

Indians Jeff's real name. Doesn't like to talk about it since he thinks he is American. Will deny his name at all costs.
Do you know that Hindu Jeff? Ya! I heard his real name is Jeffminder.
jeffminder by jeffminderlover October 14, 2022
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Jeffvinder 

A person who is attracted to everything that can move, plants, humans, animals... Traumatizing..
Jeffvinder
Jeffvinder by Keetket November 20, 2017

Jeffiner 

Pronounced Jeff-in-er.

1. This word means Jennifer or Jenifer. Spelling of the actual name doesn't matter. This word is used by small children when he/she have the inability to pronounce such a complicated name.

2. Jeffiner also has been used by very intoxicated persons as a way to say the name Jennifer. It occurs when a person slurs their words.

3. The final meaning of Jeffiner is a couple combination or accidental combination of 2 names at the same time. Jeff and Jennifer together make Jeffiner.
1. "My Mommy's name is Jeffiner." said Jayden who is 3 years old.

2. "Heyyyy, Jeffiner waits up? Opps I ments ta say Jennsafer. Sorry bout da." *Hiccup*

3. Super famous movie stars combined names Benafer, Brangelina
Jeffiner by Jenn3670 July 5, 2010

Jesminder 

A girl who looks like she was made to be on movie screens . In life you can say you’ve never seen someone as beautiful as a Jesminder . She is smart and extremely diligent . She is introverted and loves books . She’s also very boring besides her love for baking . Oooh and they are typically dog people .
Bro you need a jesminder in your life
Jesminder by Subiestieve November 22, 2021

JeffMinedasher 

Five men were told a lie
They grasped upon ill fortune
A chance to live their lives
but could not live immune

Deteriorated minds
They tore at flesh like snakes
And all that's left behind
was the will to stay awake

"Have you forgotten so easily?"

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed

An experiment with faults
Didn't bother to write a monody
No memory of the results
No results could restore the memory

The Commies hadn't a clue
That one's sanity could be nullified
As they offered help, they knew
Any forgiveness would not be certified

"Have you forgotten so easily?"

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed

WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed
WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be Jeffminedasher
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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