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Jeffecate 

To Jeffecate - When a human takes a shit and it is exposed for someone else to see, smell, step on or a dog to roll in.

Taking a shit in the woods and not burying it.
Taking a shit on the sidewalk, grass, carpet and not cleaning it up.

Blaming someone else for taking a shit, using no toilet paper and not flushing the toilet.
"Come here Lassie, ew what is that smell, oh no you rolled on a Jeffecate"
"Did I just step on a slug.... oh gross I stepped on a Jeffecate"

Suzie came home to find someone Jeffecated on the white carpet in the living room.

I just took a Jeffecate and Suzie just went into the bathroom....
Jeffecate by Jeffecate June 16, 2017

Jeffication 

The right to rob beat or steal for a person who has done wrong to/ by you or to someone you care about.
Jeffication Someone starts drama about you it gives you the right to rob beat or steal from them for the rest of their life even if they believe their is no more beef .

Someone take a loved one's things with out permission this gives you the right to rob beat or steal from them for the rest of their life even if they believe the beef is over
Jeffication by AJACY84 August 1, 2019

jeffication 

To crap your pants in fear.
jeffication: When that zombie jumped out I jefficated in my pants!
jeffication by unholyroller187 July 20, 2006

jeffcoat 

Last name of the coolest, most fun, loyal, helpful, and friendliest person in the world. When this kids around you’re bound to have a great time. They’re always gonna be great in bed. They will always be loyal to you, so long you’re loyal to them.
My last name is Jeffcoat.

Jeff the coat?
jeffcoat by Viva Las Vegas 111 November 23, 2021
Jeffca is an amazing person that you would love to have in your life, shes funny, smart and kind hearted

they are also helpful with tasks and they mature at a young age and lets not forget their stunning beauty.
if you were ever to find a Jeffca in your life old her tight shes worth it.
Jeffca is a beautiful person
Jeffca by anonymous April 7, 2022
A jeffcut is when someones balls/testicles are cut off.
"Oi mate, you had a jeffcut or something?" - Meaning have your balls been cut off.
Jeffcut by MrMisterBruv October 9, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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