Jeffecate

To Jeffecate - When a human takes a shit and it is exposed for someone else to see, smell, step on or a dog to roll in.

Taking a shit in the woods and not burying it.
Taking a shit on the sidewalk, grass, carpet and not cleaning it up.

Blaming someone else for taking a shit, using no toilet paper and not flushing the toilet.

"Come here Lassie, ew what is that smell, oh no you rolled on a Jeffecate"
"Did I just step on a slug.... oh gross I stepped on a Jeffecate"

Suzie came home to find someone Jeffecated on the white carpet in the living room.

I just took a Jeffecate and Suzie just went into the bathroom....

by Jeffecate June 16, 2017

Jefferation

A phrased yelled when you are owned utterly in the most epic random way.

Oh my god, where did that guy come from? fucking jefferation!

by Stanley Z. December 16, 2008

Jeffication

The right to rob beat or steal for a person who has done wrong to/ by you or to someone you care about.

Jeffication Someone starts drama about you it gives you the right to rob beat or steal from them for the rest of their life even if they believe their is no more beef .

Someone take a loved one's things with out permission this gives you the right to rob beat or steal from them for the rest of their life even if they believe the beef is over

by AJACY84 August 1, 2019

jeffication

To crap your pants in fear.

jeffication: When that zombie jumped out I jefficated in my pants!

by unholyroller187 July 20, 2006

jeffinately

syn. Definately.

Man, Jeff jeffinately can't keep his mouff shut about Trisha.

by BAKL June 11, 2003

jeffcat

a close friend, homeboy, dawg, bro, or any close acquaintance who has suddenly become your enemy.

"Manfried used to be my dawg, man...but now he's just a pathetic jeffcat. He be hangin with the Westside Latin Spokesman all the time"

by Kyle King August 31, 2004

Jack Jeffcote

A man in his 20s with a 3 inch nose. He likes sports and the ladies

Jack Jeffcote has such a long nose
Yea

by Sam Bettany April 27, 2023