jeexu

A Nazi Spy also earth unlucky man I mean man child he is also gay for a nigga name shashi

Chaw: Don’t pull out the 9 Jeexu

Jeexu: I’m do it

by AxiomaticAxel November 29, 2021

Jeexu

Some tryhard who carries AxiomaticAxel in every game he plays.

AxiomaticAxel: "I got 3 kills!"
Jeexu: "You suck, I got 20."

by BenNot10 February 15, 2022

Sweet Jeebus!

An expression said (usually shouted!) when startled, stressed, excited, or in disbelief!

1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!

2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017

Jeebus Crust

Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.

Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.

by Scotty Anks November 27, 2007

Heemu jeemu

the state at which something has no sanity or definition

I am in the heemu jeemu state

by Astraeus August 16, 2021

Jeexuchaw

2 short Asian men that one play apex and chaw Axel Toner and Shashi. Chaw is the shortest one and the most toxic on and still has feeling for this girl in 5 grade and he is 3,11

Jeexu is a smart but weird man he is funny but wayyyyy to edgy and is 5,1 and eats McDonald’s

Jeexuchaw

Jeexu: You suck at rocket league

Chaw: Nigga no I don’t you do
Shashi: it’s a game calm down lmao
Jeexu: I’m kill you in 30 years

by AxiomaticAxel April 19, 2022

jeezum crow

a way to say "jesus christ" without having to take the lord's name in vain.

"jeezum crow, that was crazy go nuts!"

by izon July 23, 2004