jeetery 

1) Future tense of "jeet" popular within crypto trading.
Another way of saying that the market might drop in the near future.

The market looks jeetery after price has stop pumping and the chart starts looking bearish.

2) A shit coin price action. Constant selling from the dev or whales. "the jeetery on (X) is crazy my bag was worth $33,000 now its $241

Bro look at the jeetery on that chart I ain't touching that. Whales keep dumping their bags crashing the price. Holy shit its down 40% in 6 hours.

jeetery by solshitcoin August 4, 2024

jeeter 

The common red-necked Jeeter can be found sporting a worn agricultural product or automotive sports cap at a roadhouse bar, where a chain-link fence shields the questionable talent from bottle hurling locals. (the hat's foam printed front is a requirement, mesh back is optional).

The Jeeter is usually scruffy, with at least a four-day beard and often twice as much growth sprouting from nostrils and ears. Skinny and with darting eyes, the Jeeter emerges from his dented and jacked-up Ford F-150, 85 Camaro or un-muffled Station Wagon, sun baked to perfection with fresh nicotine tarnish accenting his moustache and fingers. Look for the scraggly salt-and-pepper hair jutting out from beneath his cap on Northern Jeeters, and for Southern Jeeters, a longer mullet will often be present. The vocal laugh of the common Jeeter sounds like a bass note coming from a bleached dashboard speaker that has torn from its rim. Teeth are, of course, optional.

Another mark of distinction is a nearly empty chain-to-belt wallet, and fingernails that look like the contain a 1/4 pound of driveway sealant.

When seen entering a strip joint, the Jeeter wallet contains a surprising amount ot greasy, wrinkled $1 bills.

Diverse examples of this sub-species can be found from Northern Maine to Florida, and westward to all suburbs and rural areas where major appliances and assorted dirt bike parts frequently adorn oil-soaked driveways, front lots and crowded porches.

Despite their unlikely candidacy as mates, Jeeters produce many offspring, and their broods are often found crowding around the tasting griddle at Costco, screaming in a MacDonald's bathroom or parking lot, or stealing Slim Jims at the 7-11.

Common names for the males are:
Dwayne, Jimbo, Darell, Earl, Bud, Jesse or Slim.

Common names for the females are:
Crystal, Kimmy, Darryl, Clarice, Janice or Ronnie.

For some reason, almost all the eldest offspring have the same name, "DoItNOW Shithead", and the younger offspring are usually called, "You Too!".

jeeter by Garrett T. Jeffries August 17, 2006

jeeter 

one who is unually white trash, or redneckish.

Look at that jeeter over there! Woo-wee that boy's ridin that tractor like there ain't no tomorrow!!

jeeter by christa January 11, 2004

jeeter 

any member of the country punk band CISCO JEETERS

Tony Jeeter has toe-finger, the man with a hand of toes.

jeeter by born in 69 December 14, 2008

Jeeter Juked 

A Karate chop to the throat.

I almost got jeeter juked today by sam.

Jeeter Juked by Monsterdawgdude September 9, 2020

jeeter 

A white trash guy. He enjoys hunting and most likely sports a mullet. His girlfriend is aptly named krystal. Aaron carter would fit this criteria. Jeeter is most likely to be seen in the trailor park, in the woods hunting, or in jail.

Jeeter celebrates his new STD.

jeeter by Underoath November 22, 2004

dirty jeeter 

when a blow job is given with such force it causes the testicles to become lopsided in size. Makes it very difficult to swing a baseball bat evenly.

A-rod was unable to bat efficently in the ALCS from receiving too many dirty jeeters.

dirty jeeter by rob October 24, 2004