A undomesticated specie of monkey typically found in the jungles of Peru, its know to have lived during the inca era, its believed that it was the first specie of homosexual monkey due to its inability to mate with females because of its lack in size of its penis, its penis often confused with an inside out belly button, scientist have been able to trace back the origin of the HIV virus or (el Sida) to el Jean Carlos monkey.

Friend1: Hey man did you have sex with that guy last night?
Friend2: yeah man I did I fucked him raw
Friend1:oh man you are a Jean Carlos, you probably have el sida now.

Jean Carlos by Reneckless February 17, 2018

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Jean Carlos Ordonez

A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.

Yo that kid is such a Jean Carlos Ordonez.

Jean Carlos Ordonez by Mcclancystudent@18 October 19, 2018

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jeancarlo

A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Hardworking when he needs to be but know when to relax and have fun. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with. Refers to himself as ugly but is actually attractive.

JeanCarlo is a nice friend and a sexy beast

jeancarlo by PuppyEyeDog October 20, 2016

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jhancarlos

A fine ass Dominican nigga that plays soccer and is nice, caring, and very funny. He eat cat good as fuck no lie. He smoke that gas and listen to YoungBoy.

Jhancarlos came to my house and ate my cat for dinner.

jhancarlos by Honeybunn January 14, 2019

JuanCarlos

A name only for the best of the best. This name has a few requirements such as a large dick and to be extremely athletic. He not only plays soccer and is great with ladies but he also manages to do good in school. If you ever encounter one as know it is rare ask him to marry you imediatly. He is the best boyfriend and always will be a keeper but he gets bored fast so keep adapting to hus needs.

person 1: I want a perfect boy like yours

Person 2: well you better find yourself a JuanCarlos

JuanCarlos by That Boi Anthony AND BAE January 3, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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