Skip to main content

jean carlos 

master of ass kicking , also master of bacon and puppies
aw man, that guy is a jean carlos at eating bacon
jean carlos by bacon bomber March 14, 2016
Words you can keep

jean carlos 

The man with the SHOVEL PENIS.
jean carlos by Pigment June 15, 2010

Jean Carlos 

A undomesticated specie of monkey typically found in the jungles of Peru, its know to have lived during the inca era, its believed that it was the first specie of homosexual monkey due to its inability to mate with females because of its lack in size of its penis, its penis often confused with an inside out belly button, scientist have been able to trace back the origin of the HIV virus or (el Sida) to el Jean Carlos monkey.
Friend1: Hey man did you have sex with that guy last night?
Friend2: yeah man I did I fucked him raw
Friend1:oh man you are a Jean Carlos, you probably have el sida now.
Jean Carlos by Reneckless February 17, 2018

Jean Carlos Ordonez 

A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.
Yo that kid is such a Jean Carlos Ordonez.
A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Hardworking when he needs to be but know when to relax and have fun. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with. Refers to himself as ugly but is actually attractive.
JeanCarlo is a nice friend and a sexy beast
jeancarlo by PuppyEyeDog October 20, 2016

jhancarlos 

A fine ass Dominican nigga that plays soccer and is nice, caring, and very funny. He eat cat good as fuck no lie. He smoke that gas and listen to YoungBoy.
Jhancarlos came to my house and ate my cat for dinner.
jhancarlos by Honeybunn January 14, 2019

JuanCarlos 

A name only for the best of the best. This name has a few requirements such as a large dick and to be extremely athletic. He not only plays soccer and is great with ladies but he also manages to do good in school. If you ever encounter one as know it is rare ask him to marry you imediatly. He is the best boyfriend and always will be a keeper but he gets bored fast so keep adapting to hus needs.
person 1: I want a perfect boy like yours

Person 2: well you better find yourself a JuanCarlos
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next