jean carlos

master of ass kicking , also master of bacon and puppies
aw man, that guy is a jean carlos at eating bacon
by bacon bomber December 07, 2015
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Jean Carlos

A undomesticated specie of monkey typically found in the jungles of Peru, its know to have lived during the inca era, its believed that it was the first specie of homosexual monkey due to its inability to mate with females because of its lack in size of its penis, its penis often confused with an inside out belly button, scientist have been able to trace back the origin of the HIV virus or (el Sida) to el Jean Carlos monkey.
Friend1: Hey man did you have sex with that guy last night?
Friend2: yeah man I did I fucked him raw
Friend1:oh man you are a Jean Carlos, you probably have el sida now.
by Reneckless February 17, 2018
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Jean Carlos Ordonez

A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.
Yo that kid is such a Jean Carlos Ordonez.
by Mcclancystudent@18 October 19, 2018
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