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A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Hardworking when he needs to be but know when to relax and have fun. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with. Refers to himself as ugly but is actually attractive.
JeanCarlo is a nice friend and a sexy beast
jeancarlo by PuppyEyeDog October 20, 2016
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jeanmarco 

A relationship between Jean and Marco characters from Attack on Titan. Holy shit this ship is angsty asf if you like crying and an adorable freckled man with a cocky know-it-all then you found the right ship.
"Jeanmarco is otp"
"But hes dead"
"Do you want to join him?"
jeanmarco by thatjeanmarcofangirl November 27, 2016

Joncarlo 

The hottest person in the world with the biggest heart but he’s shy to show it and other people judge him but really he’s cute in the inside and the outside you just have to get to know him and Joncarlo is also very good at fortnite and will beat your ass any day
Joncarlo you stay out for the game (a few more games he’s still out) people don’t treat Joncarlo’s right
Joncarlo by Trippie red April 6, 2018

jankarlo 

he could sometimes get annoying but at the end he will still end up making you laugh and if your his girlfriend im pretty sure he would'int break your heart sometimes he coul tattle tell on you
jankarlo is nice and funny
jankarlo by hjuecjd May 22, 2018

Joncarlo 

A cheeky little faggot cunt who can't 420 noscope to save his own life and binges Runescape to the point of misappropriation with aspect of a normal life. Often, such person finds himself questioning his own procrastination with often guilt from the subconscious of his own being.
Only a master Joncarlo can afk Runescape and still be getting great gains just for clicking every five minutes.

Don't pull another Joncarlo on me and tell me you don't know why you haven't done the hw you are supposed to do. No no, I believe you have 6 hours of hw. JUST DO IT!! gosh...

Everyone's waifu is a Joncarlo. A common necessity in daily life and reins over common deity casuals lol
Joncarlo by hecker101 July 11, 2016

jhancarlos 

A fine ass Dominican nigga that plays soccer and is nice, caring, and very funny. He eat cat good as fuck no lie. He smoke that gas and listen to YoungBoy.
Jhancarlos came to my house and ate my cat for dinner.
jhancarlos by Honeybunn January 14, 2019

JuanCarlos 

A name only for the best of the best. This name has a few requirements such as a large dick and to be extremely athletic. He not only plays soccer and is great with ladies but he also manages to do good in school. If you ever encounter one as know it is rare ask him to marry you imediatly. He is the best boyfriend and always will be a keeper but he gets bored fast so keep adapting to hus needs.
person 1: I want a perfect boy like yours

Person 2: well you better find yourself a JuanCarlos
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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