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When you’re sitting in jeans and they make it appear as if you have a boner. Can happen to both males and females.
“Shelly thought I had a boner but in reality it was just my jandrew”
Jandrew by JandrewCreator November 18, 2018
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jdndr • jandre • Jendrik • jendre • Jandro • jandra • Jandrew • jendrek • Jendrew • jendriska
"Jandro" is a shorter way saying the name Alejandro. Makes it nice and easy for those people that cant pronouce shit.
Uhh your name is too long, ima just call you jandro.
Jandro by Jandro May 1, 2006
Brave,smart, kind and loving person
Jandre is a great person
jandre by Th1$isfinginsandemodo February 20, 2017
Jendrik is a wonderfull person. He gets often triggered by other persons and in some days he is very mad about everything. In the end: when you meet a Jendrik, you'll have to marry him. Everyone that says something else is dump.
When I want to see a beautifull person, I go to Jendrik.
Jendrik by NotYouLol2020 June 3, 2020
Jendrek is a prehistoric pee-brain sized dinosaur. Surviving mostly on ancient wise muffIn tears. These have since become extinct and the Jendrek resorted to consumption. This species can be recognized by the redness of its face, random fits of angry rage and pissing themselves passed out on the floor.
Fuck the booze is gone? DAMN YOU JENDREK
jendrek by Annie Frankerton May 13, 2011
A hot guy who would got any chick when he wants. But when he really falls in Love he's the best boyfriend in the world. He would gave anything to make sure that you're the happiest Person alive.
I'm so in love with jendrik, best Person i've ever met
Jendrik by Donna132 April 26, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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