"Jandro" is a shorter way saying the name Alejandro. Makes it nice and easy for those people that cant pronouce shit.
by Jandro April 19, 2006
A highly illegal substance that has the same consistancy as cat shit but when smoked gets you higher than balls. Tastes somewhat like asian food and causes you to have the feeling of walking sideways down a set of stairs. If you smoke this you will live 4 years longer.
My friend Nick smoked some Jandro and he ran around my apartment naked and crying.
"Hey dude are you smokin on dat Jandro?"
-Everyone
"Hey dude are you smokin on dat Jandro?"
-Everyone
by lolwhatsupmom November 14, 2013
Miracles boyfriend so who ever likes him or thinks he's cute, back off. I do agree with you though, he is one sexy man
Jandro is the sexiest person alive!
by totally not miracle November 29, 2021
by Jally_go_boom July 26, 2019