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A specialist gentleman's publication often enjoyed lying down with the curtains closed.
Father: "There's a lot of banging going on upstairs, where's young Steven?"

Mother: "He's in his room, reading"

Father: "Hm, he's probably looking at a Jazz Mag"

Mother: "Good gracious no, he's not that kind of boy. He's probably just exercising, and he's never liked Jazz music"
Jazz Mag by Chris S - Mcr April 1, 2009
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(Eng.) Slang term for pornographic literature.
"Gross, you got my jazz mag all wet."
jazz mag by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

jazz mags 

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots
"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"
jazz mags by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

jazz mags 

Another more subtle way of saying pornographic magazines
Aww but Mrs my mum found my Jazz mags underneath my pillow last night!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026