Jazz Mag

A specialist gentleman's publication often enjoyed lying down with the curtains closed.

Father: "There's a lot of banging going on upstairs, where's young Steven?"

Mother: "He's in his room, reading"

Father: "Hm, he's probably looking at a Jazz Mag"

Mother: "Good gracious no, he's not that kind of boy. He's probably just exercising, and he's never liked Jazz music"

Jazz Mag by Chris S - Mcr April 1, 2009

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jazz mag

(Eng.) Slang term for pornographic literature.

"Gross, you got my jazz mag all wet."

jazz mag by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

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jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

jazz mags by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

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jazz mags

Another more subtle way of saying pornographic magazines

Aww but Mrs my mum found my Jazz mags underneath my pillow last night!

jazz mags by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 5, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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