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literally the hottest, prettiest, sexiest person to exist on planet earth. No one is above Jaynie. They are literally all things good. You will never have one dull moment with them, if you do that’s literally your fault. Jaynie is such an easygoing person who loves all things Harry Styles. Probably because he is sexy. You will never meet someone as cool as her.
“jaynie is literally so hot and sexy, i want her so bad”
Jaynie by chris jock November 21, 2021
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A highly creative individual who is usually quiet until you get to know her. Very spiritual in nature, she oftentimes can be judgemental of those she deems "below" her. Jaynies tend to be musical and love all things whimsical. Dogs and children flock to them. Jaynies tend to have many loyal girlfriends, and are oftentimes a wall-flower due to their shy nature.
Dude #1: "Did you meet the new girl?"
Dude #2: "No - I tried, but I think she's a Jaynie"
Jaynie by Chester Balls October 21, 2008

Jaynie Bomber 

The act of getting a big shit on your chest and smearing it around.
Jaynie Got a huge jaynie bomber
Jaynie Bomber by cpicky December 12, 2024

Maddison Jaynie 

the most cutest and prettiest girl in the world :D
"dude i wish my girlfriend was a maddison jaynie"
Maddison Jaynie by Harrison earle September 8, 2009

The Jaynie Special 

The act of having a loved one shit all over you chest and smearing it all over yourself like lotion
He received the jaynie special from his mom.
The Jaynie Special by Lil_skidmark December 12, 2024

The Jaynie Effect 

The medical condition of being addicted to cleveland steamers and Dirty Nathans. Particularly, Cleveland steamers performed by boys and girls <12 years of age.
He had a bad case of the Jaynie Effect after a crazy party.
The Jaynie Effect by Lil_skidmark December 13, 2024
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Jannies always ruin the cunny threads
Jannie by knuckles77 December 17, 2019
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