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Well-known internet carrier of genetic deficiency, famous for his ability in appearing as a complete idiot in every situation.
Rumors state that he's recently been the subject of a research conducted by the UDPH (Uranus Department of Public Health), for being the only known human being with a single brain cell.
"Can you resist a single second without trying to look like a total asshole, Javeman?"
"Javeman...Could you do us all a favor and just for one time please shut the f**k up?"
"No, Javeman, I've never considered having anal sex...why do you ask?"
"I think it's safe to state that this is yet another proof of Javeman's ever-growing stupidity."
Javeman by Soup el Cool December 10, 2008
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A nice caring person who you can talk to in rough occasions. He is caring and loving to everyone he knows
Javeyon is so cool you should be his friend
javeyon by Javeyon April 6, 2019
Javean wear a diaper and is a baby, so hes a diaper baby!
Javean by alexo32 August 7, 2011
Toonzone member known for being the first Chilean person to join the forums. He is known for being faithful to the forums and defends it from trolls and spammers. Likes watching cartoons, playing videogames, and writing fanfiction.
"Preach on, Javeman, preach on."

"That's the best thing I've heard in years. Javeman, you get a point."
Javeman by Javier April 23, 2004
I wish I could be as big as javeane
javeane by Goofy j June 14, 2017

Javeyonna 

A young gangsta who don't care about you. Best believe she the best and greatest of all time
Javeyonna's truly a savage
Javeyonna by Beastymodesmith April 20, 2018