The feeling you get in any one of your body parts when Donald J. Trump is about to win the Republican nomination, and ultimately, the United States Presidency.

Person 1: "Did you hear Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in the primary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"

jarvital by FriendlyJarvialFeelings July 11, 2016

Related Words

jasvita • jayvita • Janvita • jarvital • jasmita • Javita

jasmita

Literally the most beautiful girl ever. Her name means "flower" because she is a pretty flower. Her personality is unmatched, and her unique behaviours and humour makes her stand out from a crowd, although in a real crowd she will get lost, as she is very short. If you have her, better keep her, bc she is something special that you NEVER want to leave in your life. She also loves cats and has a bit of a pottymouth, but she is the best.

Guy: "Bro have you seen Jasmita, I WISH i could have her, im so jealous of her boyfriend"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro hes so lucky to have her"

jasmita by muffinsOwner July 6, 2021

jayvita

jayvita is a quite, pretty, smart but also dumb, not rlly sweet person :D she hates animals and kids- loves aesthetic stuff, loves her friendss but doesnt have a lot HAHAH, hates walking and ppl crush on her. a lot. too much :D

eyy your such a jayvita!! i love jayvita :]

jayvita by prat_mallya May 18, 2022

Javita

Is one of the most beautiful and creative girls you’ll meet, she has an amazing personality that will leave you hooked. Don’t ever piss her off or you’ll be 10 feet under.

Damn that Javita girl is stunning!

Javita by Ohmyitssomeperson November 23, 2021

Janvita

Janvita is someone who is best ,a person who is soft spoken and equally talented.she possess the best quality any girl could ever have ,she seems to be introvert but becomes extrovert when she is around her people.She is very gorgeous and beautiful not just by face but by her heart too . She is god's child and is on this planet to shine and spread light in people around her .she is very talented girl and will achieve lot.

Janvita is awesome words will fall short to describe her.

Janvita by Janvita November 24, 2021

jayvita

jayvita~
-smart but dumb
-pretty
-not rlly caring
-hates everyone she meets
-to herself kinda person
-she finds out someone has a crush on her everyday :D

-picky eater
-sus about everything

:O your such a jayvita!! i love jayvite :]

jayvita by prat_mallya May 18, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026