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Jasthan’s a fever dream. You can tell he’s a stoner just from the name. Borderline and an edge lord on the low but won’t admit it. Gets bored very, very easily. Jasthan’s smarter than he lets on and gets into people’s heads too much. Is the kind of person to tell you they’ve read you inside out and then ghost you before ever elaborating. Would make a great comrade if only he didn’t lie about being one. Deluded enough to believe he’s ugly. Would be your bestie in the psych ward. Gets very excited about big bamboos! Is very gay. On the whole, very loveable and very fun and very flakey.
B-Have you heard from Jasthan?

A- No he abandoned me while denying doing it <3
jasthan by TheSunGodDuh November 23, 2021
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Jashanti 

very pretty and loving and adorable
Jashantihit a speed bump
Jashanti by Yellow _kitty123 May 8, 2018
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Jashanpreet 

Jashanpreet means Strong, Powerful and Strong. He has immensepower . The name is super legendary; make sure not to get on the bad side of Jashanpreet
Hey.. Don't get on the bad side of Jashanpreet!
Jashanpreet by Pandem July 27, 2019
Jaythan’s are fine asf. Will beat a nigga ass if he needs to! He has pretty eyes, smart, nice, and loyalty! Most Jaythan’s are well known and popular in school
Did y’all see Jaythan last night
Jaythan by Kaylup May 15, 2018

Jathanise 

To hump vigorously and with passion. Can only jathanise inanimate objects.
Jathanise a wall for 50 bucks.
Jathanise by Wankerwonker69 October 25, 2019
Jathan is a sexy/handsome guy. He can make anyone around him smile or feel better when there down. A Jathan is care guy he will do what ever he can to make the people around him happy even when hes not. Jathan is the realest friend u could ever have aswell as the most loving bf u could ever have and will treat u like royalty he would give his life to protects the ones he love. Jathan is also truly amazing at sexs and can make any girl orgasm and he has a big dick Jathan may always seem happy but never is and probaly has had a pain full childhood/past . So if hes not doing well be there for him as he will u.
Jathan is the best bf ever😍
Jathan by J.l.G October 17, 2019
a snarky guy who's really intelligent and attentive, but also very capable of being an annoying little shit. keeps getting into drama, and is probably trying to overthrow my Discord server using his bots. the type to tell you that they're going to hack into your computer and steal your data, but will actually successfully go through it, then be smug about it to the grave. when you bury him, he'll still smirking about how he leaked your search history to your parents, your friends, your coworkers, your children, your grandchildren, and your grandchildren's pet dog.
GODDAMMIT JASHAN
Jashan by salted meme May 30, 2018
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