jasons bro

is sooooooo fucking hot he will melt you at first sight, you will never get over jasons bro

shahnee: ohhhh whos that

belinda: i dont know but they are hot

jason: that my bro

shahnee: omg its jasons bro

by jasonsbrotherishot September 6, 2011

jason brown

The great mens American figure skater who is known for his ponytail. His most famous performance was to the song river dance.

ponytailpower jason brown

by Anonymousanonymous February 5, 2014

Jason Browning

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.

John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".

by Lance the sad man January 10, 2013

Jason Brown

A Jew I put in the oven for Hitlers birthday

We celebrated Jason Brown

by Jew slayer December 19, 2019

Jason Brown

He has a sharpie for a head he isn't that good at sports but he get away with it. He has a weird odd head shape. Used to go too elementary and at first he cool but then he was rude that why you never seen his dad all the time. - Gabriel Chaaban

You good at sports right
yea why
so u must be jason brown

by Gabriel Chaaban January 10, 2024

Jason Brody

Where someone goes fully insane like a serial killer on a spree or a person on the brink of insanity (Jason Brody from Far Cry 3)

They’re going full on Jason Brody up in this bitch

by SANTIAGOANDMIGGS December 31, 2025