1. An angry, fiesty young woman. 2. A mythical beast that carves hearts into its opponent's backside. 3. A quiet German woman that is lactose intolerant but still eats ice cream because she's gangsta. 4. Self inflicting leg breaks, many places are named after her, due to leg breaks. 5. A beautiful young woman who is ready to flourish through life.
the jartapotomous is something that inhabitates the Fox Chapel area. He is originally from Q'doba, Waterworks but has been seen lately at the PittsburghField Club and Fox Chapel Golf Club. He eats mostly gypsy tears and burrittos. Many think he is a hippotamous but only a close relative. One of the many hobbies of the jartapotomous is Halo Reach.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.