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Jarnithan 

He is just awesome! Always helpful and kind. He is also sooooo funny.

Best sex I ever had!
Jarnithan? I love that fucking guy
Jarnithan by Colli2000 August 20, 2018
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Jahnathan 

Jahnathan is the type of person who listens and respects older and younger people no matter what backgrounds they are from.. when someone irritates this big daddy here, all hell breaks loose.
Jahnathan likes to socialize with his friends and family.
Jahnathan by Jahnathan January 9, 2022
Just a random dude

Jonathan mixed with Jawn
"Ayo peep Jawnathan over there"
Jawnathan by tibbs1k October 31, 2022

janathan 

A really great friend who can always ve there. Sure he's shy at first, but as you get to know him, he's really nice. He's popular, but will still talk to people who don't have many friends. Anyways he's a really good guy to be around and I think everybody needs a Janathan in their lives.
Do you see him over there?

Yeah, that's Janathan

Are you guys friends?
Obviously😂
janathan by Jsocool9204 November 22, 2017
The most chad man you will ever meet with an undefeated rizz score of 9,001.
Tyrone: Don't fuck with my nigga Jaithan. He rizzed up my brother's friend's mom's boss's niece, Makensii
Jaithan by 1 Deleted Account January 9, 2023

jonithan 

A laid back person who can quiet at times. He tends to go with the flow and doesn't do more than he has to. He values honesty, trust, family and friendship. One of the kindest people you will meet who is quick to help but has to much pride to ask for help. Can be funny at times and always has a bright smile no matter what.
That guy over there could pass for a Jonithan
jonithan by Jonithan November 13, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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