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Jaredgasm 

a feeling of joy that someone gets when thinking about, listening to or doing anything related to sex god Jared Leto. similar to an orgasm, but better.
while looking at a picture of Jared Leto, i had a Jaredgasm
Jaredgasm by JAREDLETO<3 July 6, 2010

Jarednash 

1.) To annoy someone to the point of explosive brain trauma.

2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.

3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.
Example 1.)

Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!

Example 2.)

Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...


Example 3.)

Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!
Jarednash by S.T.M.H.T.S. January 5, 2009

jaredrushroblox 

jaredrushroblox is the best Tiktoker and he is amazing. He loves The Simpsons and South Park just like me! He is AWESOME!
jaredrushroblox is the best and he is funny.

JaredRWilson2009 

JaredRWilson2009 is a guy on Roblox my friends met on Cave Diving Experience. He is a cave diving GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s gone on many dangerous expeditions on Cave Diving Experiences Roblox. His signature move is the barrel role down TIGHT tunnels and breaking a few bones. He is a pink guy on Roblox and is sassy. He wears a pot on his head, and has a screaming face, paired with a suit.
“Who’s that pink guy rolling down a cave?”
“Oh, thats just JaredRWilson2009.”

“Wanna go JaredRWilson2009ing?”

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026